Earth To Sara!

20 year old Danish writer who loves to read and sleep.

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

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asterionboy:

omgtsn:

who killed the fucking moon

general zhao

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
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Cute redhead is wearing a Starbucks top. It just gets better every day.

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

(via sincere-sarcasm)

staff:

bombing:

a lot of people with the word “ghost” in their url aren’t actually ghosts. i’ve sent the tumblr staff several long messages and heartfelt pleas begging them to remove these accounts but they refuse to take any action

Need to hear from some actual ghosts on this issue.  

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The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy.
Pete Wentz (via perfect)

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raideo:

thememorythatcarrieson:

fuckyesdeadpool:

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Deadpool

LOST MY SHIT AT DEADPOOL

WASNT INTERESTED IN REBLOGGING TILL I SAW THE DEADPOOL ONE OMFG

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